Sorry, but something important to cope with easter boredom?
23 dregrees and sunshine - and you are incarcerated?
Here's help: RE-read the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. (The smiley-box-company will pull the money out of your arse via kindle.)
Starts off with total anihilation of the world and gets better from there.
Gives you a whole new outlook on your existence and your roll in the world.
And keeps you off the streets.
For starters or those with ADHS get the radio series as mp3 or whatch the TV series. And THEN read the books.
Not the film. That's crap, unfortunately.
Sry for being such a spamcunt AGAIN, but i feel this is way better than domestic violence.
Or just go and land your space shuttle:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb4prVsXkZU
The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: A Trilogy in Four Parts (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Book 6) eBook: Adams, Douglas: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: A Trilogy in Four Parts (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Book 6) eBook: Adams, Douglas: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 13:16, Reply)
I dunno, if your spouse were to beat the shit out of you
I think we'd all be better off.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 19:40, Reply)
Do you seriously think that anyone reading this isn't already familiar with this? It's one of the most famous books in the English language. That's up there with asking "have you considered watching Star Wars?"
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 19:53,
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I met Douglas Adams. In his house. He was very tall. I've never read the book. I didn't use that as my opener.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 22:08,
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Yeah, well I sucked George Lucas's cock, and I've never seen Star Trek.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 22:40, Reply)
Uncanny. How did you know that was my opener?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 22:49,
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Well, it's a perfectly round single digit number. Hope that helps.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 23:04,
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Have you considered watching Star Wars?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 23:11,
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Oh, I've watched that. Jar Jar Binks is my favourite.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 23:18,
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Tell me more
about these star wars.
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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 0:22,
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Like Harry Potter? OK, I've changed an e to an E in the orig. post
And if that's not enough:
"All the words 1 and 2" as in "M. P. F.C." and start learning them.
In them days of olde we knew the parrot sketch by heart!
And if that, dear squire, is not enough:
Try all episodes of the goons.
Or at least try to find the original prince charles in pilot's gear impersonating bluebottle.
And as for star wars: i AM the force!
In our day, we had to slice pieces of wood to make our own 8-pin-legos to create death stars and tie fighters and a friend of mine chopped of half his arm off while trying to carve a b29 airfix cockpit that was used for the ORIGINAL millenium f*cking falcon spacething.
But it saved us one or the other penny and a half AND it was all organic!
Not like the f*cking c*nt k*ds of today: "I WANNA F*CKING LEGO-with-all-special-parts FOR 20,000,000000 lakh!!!"
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 16:31, Reply)
You're conversant enough in b3tan to use "spamcunt"
but everything else is off. It's taken you a while to start this kind of manic, tone-deaf posting on this account. Are you the new D**/crisps reviewer, arrived to weirdly energise links before you disappear in a cloud of derision? I find you fascinating.
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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 0:32,
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I do as well.
Looking down at myself, i also find myself more attractive than ever: Lost a few pounds and I can now see my wienerwürschtlmitsauerkrautofULM again.
(i.e. the place where the real brain is supposed to be located.)
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 16:34, Reply)
