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This is a link post Super squid sex organ discovered
"The penis of the squid, which had extended only slightly over the mantle margin, suddenly started to erect, and elongated quickly to 67cm total length, almost the same length as the whole animal."

More information about squid-penises than you ever wanted to know.
 (Smale is stuffed, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't barnacles or cockles have penii 30 or 40 times longer
than their body? 2 feet is not a bad effort though Mr Squid.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep - proportional to body size barnacles are the man.
Off the top of my head, I think if they were human sized they'd be packing a dozen metres or so.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that a barnacle in your pocket
or did you get your cock run over by a steamroller?
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post similarly
my erect penis looks like a squid
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post More information about squid-penises than you ever wanted to know.
It sums up everything ^^
 (Wespel fried french., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't you tell me how much information I want to know on squid penises!!!
*gets banned from another fishmonger*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Whoops sorry
you feel free to ask as much as you like about squid penises. And I'm going to peer more closely at the calamari rings on my next sea food pizza.
 (Smale is stuffed, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)