The 17th-century man who was buried face down
The archaeologists' theories are somewhat unimaginative
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 9:50,
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Duh
Under the Christian principle of Judgment Day, when said day comes, the dead will sit up in their graves and then get up and float to heaven.
If you really wanted to piss someone off, you'd bury them face down. Then come Judgment Day, they wouldn't be able to sit up and therefore would be unable to go to heaven.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 10:36, Reply)
that or they needed somewhere to park their bikes
© Billy Connolly 1973
(, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 10:45, Reply)
Elon Musk will find a less restrictiive way to transport the dead to heaven.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 10:51,
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I saw an old GI's zippo in Vietnam, many years ago
and the inscription read "When I die, bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass".
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HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 14:13,
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They'd try to sit up, by bending at the hips and just poke their arse in the air...
...Then be lifted up to heaven rusty tuppence first, and that would be God's first impression of them which would last for eternity...
(, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 10:58, Reply)
start of article - "who, till today, has the archaeologists scratching their heads."
end of article - "What exactly happened and why the man was buried in such an unusual way will probably remain a secret forever."
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