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The archaeologists' theories are somewhat unimaginative
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Under the Christian principle of Judgment Day, when said day comes, the dead will sit up in their graves and then get up and float to heaven.
If you really wanted to piss someone off, you'd bury them face down. Then come Judgment Day, they wouldn't be able to sit up and therefore would be unable to go to heaven.
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© Billy Connolly 1973
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and the inscription read "When I die, bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass".
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...Then be lifted up to heaven rusty tuppence first, and that would be God's first impression of them which would last for eternity...
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end of article - "What exactly happened and why the man was buried in such an unusual way will probably remain a secret forever."
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