The Story Of Doctor Galapagos
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Doctor Byron Galapagos is driven by an obsessive desire to create the world’s first racing tortoise.
Riding on his majestic steed, Agamemnon, he welcomes two new employees to his facility.
This is the story of their introduction to the wonderful creations of Doctor Galapagos.
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crab_bloke), Thu 7 Nov 2019, 14:07,
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Informative and scholarly
You are the obvious successor to David Attenborough.
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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 7 Nov 2019, 14:59,
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Thank you
And yes, Attenborough has never discussed the real behaviour of the tortoise.
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crab_bloke), Thu 7 Nov 2019, 15:14,
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All you need is to have the first minute filmed in a hot air balloon over the Serengeti
then each of the following 7 minutes showing you walking on a beach in a different continent but filmed from a drone. Then the last shot of you telling the end of the story in a hot air balloon over the Alps while shooing a bearded vulture away
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 7 Nov 2019, 16:58,
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My favourite work of Attenborough's is that series where he was in a hot air balloon
drinking masses of vodka, eating chilli peppers and beans by the bucket-load, shitting and pissing off the side of the basket and screaming while they floated slowly over the town centre of Dunstable.
That was great.
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crab_bloke), Thu 7 Nov 2019, 18:39,
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