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This is a link post UKIP comedy gold
"Okay, so is it just the two of you in the house?"
(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahahahafuckinghell

(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 0:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post cheerfully macabre chap

(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 1:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell

(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 5:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post He pleaded "not guilty"
His colleague Bill Mountford said "these things happen", "I still regard Steve as fundamentally a decent man".
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 5:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post is Bill active in UKIP as well by any chance?

(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 9:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post colleague /ˈkɒliːɡ/
noun; plural noun: colleagues

a person with whom one works in a profession or business.

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(Actually, he's the former UKIP councillor for Lowestoft South, and was the only non-Conservative county councillor in Lowestoft at the time)
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 9:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oops
Sorry that title got snarled. It said the pronunciation IPA,but the unicode made a mess. And I don't think we can edit titles properly. And jokes are shit when explained.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 9:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post bloody hell
"circumstances beyond his control"

"these things happen"
"I feel equally sorry for both Steve and his now deceased wife."

The guy was also having an affair with his son's partner(and mother to his grandkids).
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes but he hated brown people so he must be a nice guy

(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Read the Transcript...
After reading the transcript of the phone call he explained that he meant to say "I've just *not* killed my wife".
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I make a point of phoning 999 each evening and listing everyone I haven't killed that day.

(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 15:57, , Reply)