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US builds wicked ship-mounted laser weapon, ruins it with choice of ship
5th paragraph down :D
Grauniad link.
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parsons* *restrictions apply, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 9:17, Share, Reply)

LOLz at 'The Captain Of The Ponce', this is camp overdrive.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Tue 1 Dec 2015, 10:20, Share, Reply)

Ooooh sailor!
I love how the Ponce is now properly equipped to "dazzle" the enemy.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 10:32, Share, Reply)

I'm the Rear Admiral
chase me with your laser beam
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 10:48, Share, Reply)

haha
outstanding
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parsons* *restrictions apply, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 18:01, Share, Reply)

The Captain of the Ponce
Discharged his weapon once
With flagrant disregard for Protocol IV of the Geneva Convention
He directed it at his rival's bonce
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 10:34, Share, Reply)

His name, Rear Admiral Klunder
He blew his foe asunder
The Captain boarded his vessel and found his remains
His booty he did plunder
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 12:06, Share, Reply)

"because the Ponce is 43 years old..."

(NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 10:51, Share, Reply)

But just to the right of the article; a 44 year old....
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/dec/01/osborne-reliant-on-rising-immigration-levels-to-achieve-budget-surplus
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catbaptist my work here is dung, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 13:16, Share, Reply)

I bought the same thermal imaging camera for work!
That's a fluke TI25, great bit of kit. He's probably playing Predator with it.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 13:34, Share, Reply)

I wish I worked in electronics still and had a bench full of Fluke testing gear again. Fuck computers!
(Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 19:09, Share, Reply)