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Gender-reveal device explosion kills father-to-be
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FeralCatMan Away with the furries, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 5:01,
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What a way to be orphaned.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 9:37,
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I mean, for the sake of the gene pool and the survival of the species
maybe he ought to have tried this before conceiving?
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garold the original, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 9:54,
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We need to invent a 'plan to conceive' pipe bomb tradition.
We don't even need to kill the idiots as long as we blow their genitals to pieces.
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brb promises to pay the bearer on demand the sum of, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 14:10,
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I'd vote for any politician that stood on that platform
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garold the original, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 14:57,
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It'd make dating a bit different. Did you bring protection or a pipe bomb?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 16:19,
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Make it a Great Patriotic Tradition and we're sorted.
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FeralCatMan Away with the furries, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 16:39,
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Wow, my parents never announced their baby would have a penis
with a pipe bomb. I feel cheated.
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garold the original, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 9:54,
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What with both of them recently getting vaccinated
I'd be most disappointed if they started playing with pipe bombs. Stay home, save lives, don't play with pipe bombs, save the NHS.
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garold the original, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 10:38,
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I guess
Also you don't want to expose yourself for the reveal
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 11:01,
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Well, it's still quite cold
I'm not sure I'd be at my best.
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garold the original, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 14:58,
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sooo, does that mean a boy or a girl?
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cumquat may will now guess the date while blindfolded. Is it, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 11:03,
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I can’t help but feel that it’s for the best.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 11:46,
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