Funny StoriesOn a school trip, a boy in my brother's class crapped himself down a Dutch mine, writes Richard mcbeef off the Internet. The teachers tried to blame the smell on sulphur but the truth came out when they left the mine, as the boy was wearing chinos with massive dark brown streaks running down the back of his legs.
Do you have a funny story of your own?
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Only fools
Never fall in love
They don't take a chance
Give a second glance
Only fools
Never give their heart
To anyone
Cos they're only fools
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 14:28,
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You don't give your heart though, do you Jason?You give your BOTTOM, don't you?
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So we can also add grave-digging to your list of offences, can we?Are they no depths to which you won't sink Jase?
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He knew that he would be stiff for him(, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 16:34, closed)
The only circumstances in which any man would be...(, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:04, closed)
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