Funny StoriesOn a school trip, a boy in my brother's class crapped himself down a Dutch mine, writes Richard mcbeef off the Internet. The teachers tried to blame the smell on sulphur but the truth came out when they left the mine, as the boy was wearing chinos with massive dark brown streaks running down the back of his legs.
Do you have a funny story of your own?
(, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 12:30)
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Everytime I come across an aging punk talking of sticking it to the manand I know he has to head home to the wife, kids and mortgage,
I shit myself in glee.
(, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 2:04, 6 replies)
'keeping it real', as practised by squatting virgins(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 6:40,
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hang on, that probably needs rephrasing(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 6:41,
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or maybe not, after all this week's question is 'what's the biggest thing you've ever pooed out of your arse'(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 6:41,
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I'd imagine most punks have paid off their mortgage and their kids have left home.(, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 8:50, closed)
I didn't realise sticking it to the man means being lonely and homeless.(
The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 15:55,
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