as I may have mentioned before...
I work as a fridge engineer. The company I used to work for had trackers on all the company vehicles, so big brother could make sure you weren't sat in a cafe / pub / at home watching TV. I can understand why because most of the people there were workshy numpties who spend more time trying to get as much as possible for the least amount of effort. One of said 'numpties' was John...

John was a real obnoxious bastard. And often mistook being a downright cunt as 'banter'. Such gems as "your daughter is going to be fit when she's older..." Said daughter is in primary school.

John always boasted that he could disable his vehicle tracker so he could use the van for personal use when he wasn't working. We all know how to do it, but choose not to as its not worth the hastle if we got caught. Anyway, John did... And he was keen to let us all know that he was doing work on the side, using the companys van and tools and how much money he was making from doing it.

One weekend, he had finished fitting a unit in a butchers and drove off in his usual style (like a maniac). However one of the countless people he had pissed off had decided to exercise their own justice for Johns relentless cuntiness and attached a one side or a chain to his axle and the other side to a lampost. As it pulled tight it swung his van into a parked car. I'm sure he would have drove away had he not been padlocked to the post.

Whoever did it has never fessed (to me anyway). I'd have loved to have seen his fat face when it happened.
(Fridgy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 21:11, 4 replies)

Excellent
Was he fired once the company figured that his van hadnt recorded that and other trips?
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 21:44, closed)

naturally...
I think they could take their pick from a few sackable offences
(Fridgy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 21:50, closed)

Never mind that,
what's your daughter like now?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 13:14, closed)

Fit
But built like a fridge.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 20:31, closed)