Sanitation Issues
I had just got home the evening prior after being away for a while early the next morning there was an urgent knocking on my front door.
I struggled out of bed and opened the door to find the garbage collector standing there.

“Where’s ya bin” he asked.

“I been on holidays” I said,

“nah nah, where’s ya bin”

“I told ya already, I been on holidays”

“mate” he sighed, “where’s your wheelie bin”

“ahh fuck it, I really been in gaol but, I tell everyone I been on holiday, so keep it to your self”

The rotten bastard then told everyone in my street, and no one would talk to me or invite me over from then on.

www.hotfrog.com.au/Companies/Australian-Waste-Management-Recycling-Wheelie-Bins/Nylex-Wheelie-Bins-4317 - visuals for the uniformed, now surprisingly horse free.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 2:54, 2 replies)

Jamaica?

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 8:22, closed)

Alaska

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 8:57, closed)