Parents"They fuck you up, your mum and dad" said Philip Larkin. Did he have a point? Perhaps yours are merely horrendously embarrassing? Or are you yourself that embarrassing or terrible parent? No tedious McCannery or nonce strikethroughs please, ffs.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:43)
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I don't have parentsas I am a Gallifreyan and was born from my House Loom (Skagraxxadon).
So, sorry sweeetieseze, no story this weeek!
Shreeek!
LAIG8HTERZ!
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(, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 15:23, 10 replies)
Why is it that Swipey hasn't bullied you off the board?(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 12 Jun 2016, 20:59,
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It appears to be immune In fact it thrives on it.
Be an interesting case study for a psychology student, no?
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 16:36, closed)
Teopnance!Two negatives make a positive!
Thanks sweeeeeeeetiiieee!
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(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 18:56, closed)
BecausesWe are secret lezz lovers!
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 18:31, closed)
But secret no more And her vaginal hygiene leaves a lot to be desired. Slap some Canesten on dear or at least change your dunghampers more frequently, I mean, POO ERRR!
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 20:04, closed)
Just a quick enquiry to find out how that fire's coming along. If you could manage to die in it before next week's QOTW that would be greatly appreciated.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 18:22,
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Thanks sweeeeeeeetiiieee Big kisses
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(, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 19:24, closed)
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