Parents"They fuck you up, your mum and dad" said Philip Larkin. Did he have a point? Perhaps yours are merely horrendously embarrassing? Or are you yourself that embarrassing or terrible parent? No tedious McCannery or nonce strikethroughs please, ffs.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:43)
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Parents DayWhen I was about 10 my Dad came downstairs wearing a fire-engine red, wide collared, disco-style shirt, to take me to parents evening. It was ridiculous. I begged him not to wear it but he did.
He also then wore the same shirt, once a year, for every parents evening from that year until I left school, despite putting on about 7 stone over decade, so his belly potruded through the gaps between the buttons.
Wanker-move, but I will do the same when I have kids, no doubt.
(, Thu 16 Jun 2016, 21:48, 4 replies)
Trolling your own child is one of the few remaining pleasures in life.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Jun 2016, 22:43,
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As far as I can see it's one of the few perks of having children.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 16:07,
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Watching their reaction as you write the stupid, self-obsorbed pricks out of your will is another high point.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 15:00,
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If they haven't managed to pack you off to dignitas before you had chance to change your will they clearly don't deserve it.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 12:55,
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