Stories of unsurpassed brillianceThis "Week" The suggestion comes from Kroney who muses
"Whilst I was passing through Miami airport at the tender age of 21, I fancied a beer. "ID" said the charming Southerner behind the desk, so I got out my passport and showed it to her.
"You have to be 21," she said. Now this confused me slightly as I had been 21 for several months by this point and my date of birth was staring her in my face.
"I am 21," I replied helpfully "it says so there, look"
"You have to be 21", she said getting angry.
Cut a long story short, I argued, the manager came out, I argued with him before I finally realised that they weren't looking at the date of birth at all. They were looking at the date of *issue*
That would have made me an annoyingly precocious four year old. What examples of unsurpassed mental genius have you experienced?"""""""
(, Mon 21 Nov 2016, 9:24)
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patty timeone of my preferred burger places offers a variety of burger sizes.
(1/3 lb, 1/2 lb, 2/3 lb, 1 lb)
recently:
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"i'd like a 1 lb bacon cheeseburger"
"do you know how big that is?!?"
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(, Mon 21 Nov 2016, 19:50, 9 replies)
that's quite a reasonable question(, Mon 21 Nov 2016, 23:50, closed)
you think so?"no -- could you please tell me how much 1 lb is?"
was my reply
(, Tue 22 Nov 2016, 19:40, closed)
So did you eat in or take it back to The Android's Dungeon?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 22 Nov 2016, 21:38,
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^ got more chins than Chinatown(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 22 Nov 2016, 9:11,
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sounds like a sensible question to ask tbhit's to guard against idiots over ordering
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 22 Nov 2016, 10:33,
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fuck meyou must be as fat as shit
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 Nov 2016, 16:56,
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Translation: "Are you sure you should be ordering this much hamburger you fat fuck?"(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 23 Nov 2016, 2:13,
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