Stories of unsurpassed brillianceThis "Week" The suggestion comes from Kroney who muses
"Whilst I was passing through Miami airport at the tender age of 21, I fancied a beer. "ID" said the charming Southerner behind the desk, so I got out my passport and showed it to her.
"You have to be 21," she said. Now this confused me slightly as I had been 21 for several months by this point and my date of birth was staring her in my face.
"I am 21," I replied helpfully "it says so there, look"
"You have to be 21", she said getting angry.
Cut a long story short, I argued, the manager came out, I argued with him before I finally realised that they weren't looking at the date of birth at all. They were looking at the date of *issue*
That would have made me an annoyingly precocious four year old. What examples of unsurpassed mental genius have you experienced?"""""""
(, Mon 21 Nov 2016, 9:24)
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"Can trains go around corners?" an extract from an eavesdropped conversation between two chavvy girls on a train.
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Vambo, Sat 10 Dec 2016, 16:40,
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Look up how trains go around corners seeing as they have no differentials.It's fucking genius. it's also the reason they don't come off the tracks.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 10 Dec 2016, 21:57,
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Can someone pls find out now m8s(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 12 Dec 2016, 23:23,
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Yes, and so can trams!(usually)
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