Better men have tried. I mock you from afar with your pointless Jeremy Clarkson observations.
Now go away, before I call you Captain Slow.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 22:43, 1 reply)

My observations have nothing to do with Jeremy Clarkson.
They are based on these things called "knowledge" and "experience". It really isn't my fault you don't understand that tools exist for a purpose and ones as popular as Land Rovers have endured because they are the best tools for the job.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 11:10, closed)

My knowledge and experience tells me that you are a pedantic tool and you are really good at it.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 14:55, closed)

There is a man lives across the road from my ex
Who has had one of these land rovers for over 35 years. He recently stripped it down to the base chassis and rebuilt it and its still functioning
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:58, closed)