The Honda MTX 80.
A young Me liked to ride motorcycles and was on the way to becoming familiar with a nice Yamaha 175 trials bike. The trials bike was stolen and as a replacement an MTX 80 was given. About the most pathetic vehicle I have ever used -- and I've driven a few half-dead Metros in my time.
Really, truly, the MTX 80 is something to be confined to the past and only spoken of in hushed tones by those who have suffered.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 16:11, 3 replies)

my first bike was a Honda MT5.
fucking thing. I hated it.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 7:39, closed)

This has to be the worst honda story I've ever read. You've completely missed out the bit where you did a massive backflip and then punched the drug dealer so hard his face came off.

(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 22:36, closed)

Struggling to think of anything good about the MTX/MBX Honda range.
Err, the engine from an H100 fitted straight in, giving, at last, some semblance of speed[1].
Yeah, they were grim.

[1]Limited values of.
( moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 8:47, closed)