Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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I sympathise RswipeMost of the time people cross the street to avoid me, but as soon as a large arse-loaf is blocking their sewer, straight on the phone
"Jim, can you come round and rod my outflow, please?"
One female friend asked me that and I came round with an erection expecting some botty action! How disappointed I was when she told me she wanted a large turd clearing from her drain.
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