Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Maybe not technically a freebee, but...A friend and I were doing some temp work in a warehouse that supplied videotapes for rental places. They were upgrading to DVD and our job was to take racks and racks of VHS tapes out of their plastic rental boxes and put them back in their original cardboard boxes, then put the tapes in a box. After about an hour at work, I left to go home and get a TV and VCR so we could watch movies while we worked, then I came up with the great idea that since all we were doing with the plastic boxes was throwing them away, we should throw the good movies that we found in with the trash and pick up the bags from the trash bin after work. After 2 days of work, we came away with about 5 industrial sized garbage bags; 1 filled with around 200 free movies and 4 with 1000 empty boxes. We forgot which bag had the movies so we had to take them all.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 22:47, 1 reply)
NiceRemind me distinctly of that Firefly episode
(, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 23:22, closed)
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