Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Being a housebuilderI get bricks sent in the post to me.
That's right, bricks.
If anybody's knows a window they want stoving-in, I'm your man.
Also, we occasionally get free pens engraved with our business name, unsolicited. Thrilling. Oh, and once, some free teabags from A*da. They do some line or other in 'Builder's Tea' and thought we needed some.
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mr_wicksy is.... old., Fri 9 Nov 2007, 7:30,
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Builders teaMy wife bought some of that stuff to try. I don't know why they haven't been done for Chemical warfare, or at least Trades Descriptions Act.
Tea, my arse
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Preciselyand besides, how stereotypical? My cupboard has Twinings and an espresso macine. Do I hear 'poncy'? ;)
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mr_wicksy is.... old., Fri 9 Nov 2007, 14:40,
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