Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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BoatsWas offered a corporate day on a yacht for the day. Brilliant! Started off well (free booze), then got sea sick. Spent most of the time chucking up over the side of the boat. The client was actually quite concerned at me, the green customer but his entourage of lovely girls kept a wide berth.
1. I won't go on a boat again
2. I really didn't fit in anyway, so it was actually more fun puking than "networking" with sales reps.
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Fronkle99, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 21:37,
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