Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
(
lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread
You got it wrongIf you're going to post about that you could at least be accurate!!
- I did have cats at the time
- I did not receive soiled panties
- I did not receive a butt-plug
- I did not receive vaginal fingicide
I did, however, receive:
- Guinea pig/rabbit food (didn't have either)
- Bondage catalogue
- Adult pen-pal directory
- Vaginal lubricant
I still have the actual letter that was sent to me about that poem - it didn't actually win, they just wanted to include it in an anthology.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2007, 1:16, Reply)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread