Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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ClubbingTwo or three new years ago, there was a powercut in my club. Not a good sign! BUT we were in luck! There was a pub owned by the same fella next door, so off we fuck into there for Health and Safety reasons. Now, when the power was back on, we were informed we'd get a free shot each.
I've never changed my appearance so much in a night. Hair up, hair down, hair up with jacket on, hair down with jacket off etc
Got about 12 shots.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 10 Nov 2007, 11:27,
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