Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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the day was pig so i decided to cut loosethe company graciously supplied the the means for my endeavours of the evening
gold amex can get you anywhere, even the back seat of a taxi
but i forgot to the tip the driver and he turned to me and said:
you're in a headlong spin on the 8th deadly sin into the minibar of oblivion
i pondered his words as i rode up the lift
but i soon forgot his wisdom in the search of some new nadir
and the porter saw my flame, and he turned to me and said:
you're in a headlong spin on the 8th deadly sin into the minibar of oblivion
i primed myself well on a selection of fine spirits
and then went downstairs to checkout the action
it didn't take too long to find two souls on the same course of life as i
but as we lust towards my room the blonde turned 'round to me and said:
you're in a headlong spin on the 8th deadly sin into the minibar of oblivion
i woke with a carpet burn that stretched down my body
the phone rang from downstairs, they asked if they could see me
the concierge looked kind of stern as i reached out for the counter
they said i had over extended it, and i was gonna have to pay for it . . .
ladies and gentlemen . . . . . . . the trilobites
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 10 Nov 2007, 12:17,
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