Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Fruit machine in Mecca BingoA friend was waiting to pick his nan up from bingo, and while he was waiting in reception he played a fruit machine. Stuck in a quid, played it and won a fiver. He went to collect it, but nothing come out. So he tells the lad in reception about it and the guy goes to get the manager to organise a refund.
So as he's waiting by himself by the machine he idly taps a few buttons.....and a quid drops out. He taps it again, and another drops out. TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP......he literally dropped about £120 from this, so he scooped it all into his pockets while giggling like a loon. He then left a fiver in the tray, just as the lacky and his manager turn up.
"Soz to waste your time, it just gave me the fiver, didn't want to con you or anything both."
They both thanked him for his honesty, then as soon as his granny turned up he legged it :)
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 10 Nov 2007, 12:44,
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