Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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YepA good example is 'I would apologise for length, but your mother never complained last night.'
Most people post something like 'Length? It would shame a horse' which doesn't make much sense. It's probably well past it's sell-by-date by now, but when has that ever stopped an internet meme?
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