Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Apologies in advanceI used to work for a company that made signs, kinda like these. Sometimes there would be misprints or overruns, which we were technically supposed to send out for recycling, but people took them for their own nefarious plans pretty often. Anyway, one day we had this massive run of letters that didn't come out right, and people hauled them off by the thousand. They used them for coasters, strung them on fishing line for curtains, used them to shim table legs, all kind of weird ingenious stuff.
And that is how we abused free Bs.
Right, getting my coat now.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:08, Reply)
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