Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Lieutenant GovernorCanada is a constitutional monarchy with our own queen (who just happens to be the same queen of England who rarely comes to our country). In her place is the governor general of Canada, who is currently a quite hot ethnic looking woman. In each province the queen is further represented by the lieutenant governors. The lieutenant governor in my story was a woman who grew up poor and somehow became extremely rich and ran a famous gardening store. She was awesome and everyone loved her. Unfortunately she died of old age before she could ever phone me.
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