Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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What's good for General Motors (staff)Sadly I was too young to avail myself of these but my old mate Sid did. Sid used to work in a car factory back when cars were slung together by actual people. When a staff member bought the base model with the smallest motor production line would come to a virtual halt as the best panels in a batch were chosen, welds were added and extra coats of paint applied.
Alloy wheels – free
V8 replaces 6 cylinders - free
Leather upholstery – free
Air conditioning – free
Stereo system – free
Metallic paint – free
Extra care in assembly - free
But priceless
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:21, Reply)
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