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A friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.

(, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Last week me uncle gave me a free car (seriously)
It is a Proton Persona M Reg. His other car's a BMW. Could've given me that the tight cunt, now I'm lumbered with a granny mobile.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:49, 6 replies)
I dare you
to put those twin racing stripes right over the middle of it, like all those wankers do with their corsas & fiestas.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:55, closed)
hahaha, might just do that
and put an "Xr3i" badge on the back for good measure, plus a few "Max Power" strips too.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:57, closed)
a huge ALPINE sticker for the back window, to advertise your expensive, easily nickable stereo.

Do you have the "Triple Valve" badge on your Proton? Always a class act that one.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:03, closed)
and you MUST fit pink neons under the sills. Doesn't matter what colour the car is, they have to be pink.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:06, closed)
...but it's lilac - not pink! ;-)
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:39, closed)
I saw a pink one the other day
Much cooler (and gayer) than lilac!
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:25, closed)

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