Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Last week me uncle gave me a free car (seriously)It is a Proton Persona M Reg. His other car's a BMW. Could've given me that the tight cunt, now I'm lumbered with a granny mobile.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:49,
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I dare youto put those twin racing stripes right over the middle of it, like all those wankers do with their corsas & fiestas.
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hahaha, might just do thatand put an "Xr3i" badge on the back for good measure, plus a few "Max Power" strips too.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:57,
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Anda huge ALPINE sticker for the back window, to advertise your expensive, easily nickable stereo.
Do you have the "Triple Valve" badge on your Proton? Always a class act that one.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:03,
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ohand you MUST fit pink neons under the sills. Doesn't matter what colour the car is, they have to be pink.
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Sorry......but it's lilac - not pink! ;-)
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I saw a pink one the other dayMuch cooler (and gayer) than lilac!
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:25,
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