Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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I do that too!Maintenance has a high pressure air hose for blowing crud out of crevices, and I found that by putting it between my gloved fingers I could make extremely loud and shrill and obscene noises. I told them it was the wiffle bird call.
(A wiffle bird is a creature that flies in decreasing spirals until eventually it disappears up its own anus, from which vantage it leers at its enemies.)
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:33,
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