Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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I'm more than aware that Mr.Legless needs no defending...But at least his stories are entertaining (and I think he'd tell you himself that sometimes he adds a little relish to add some pep - but what's wrong with that?)...
And I shan't carry on about your shamefully bad story because others already have (and made it much better if I may say so, DP), so I'll leave this with:
No, you fuck off! (Because I'm adult like that!)
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:29,
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