Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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FreebiesBack in the days when the telecoms company I (still) work for hadn't defrauded the public of a gazillion dollars there was a lot of travel to set up offices and the like. A couple of mates of mine got the gig in Amsterdam. The rules of the road were: get the job done and if you have any spare time you can claim expences. They had 4 days work which they finished in 2.
The remaining 2 days were spent stoned, pissed and amused. All very entertaining but what's relevant to the story?
Well in Amsterdam there is the T-Bar (where drinks and lapdances are a tenner) and the banana bar (where...oh go there and find out). I saw their expense bill, paid in full, and included three visits to each establishment. So: claimed and received expences for a) having beautiful ladies strip and gyrate on you and b) watching not so beautiful ladies peal and allow you to eat bananas in new and interesting ways. And people wonder why we went bankrupt....
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:07, Reply)
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