Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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I don't know how to break this to you...but I wouldn't go to the school dance if I were you. There's a distinct possibility you might get punched in the face and knocked out by a rather dweeby bloke from your school...and you don't even succeed in your rape attempt.
It's all that Kalvin Clein's fault. What a little cunt...and he can't mime guitar very well either.
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