Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Me old GCSE English teacherwas awesome :) He'd regularly join in with the banter and was a damn good teacher too (he could explain anything to anyone). One of our last lectures with him though, one of the cocky 15-16 year olds called James had smuggled in a 4 pack of Carling and was happily swigging away at the back of the class. After 5 minutes of this the teacher noticed this, and confiscated just the one can.
He sits at his front desk, opens it up and backs half the can in one gulp. "Ahhh, this is the fucking life, eh James?" he says, then asks James to just keep it out of site in case any miserable cunt comes into the room and complains. Looks like teach abused his position to get a free lager, result :D
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:22,
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Blimey JeccyYou've become prolific in firing the posts in. Keep it up!
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