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A friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.

(, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Free alcomohol.
First off, I'd like to say I'm so proud of the amount of stories that involve getting pissed for free, or stealing as many pens as possible. I bloody love you guys and girls!

Anyway, this post is about exactly that. Apart from the pen part.

I was at me local Corn Exchange a few months ago, and happily getting right royaly ratted. I was looking quite dapper as I had just come from my cricket presentation. I say dapper, I was in t-shirt, jeans, but had a tie hanging around my neck (woo for my hat-trick hero tie!).
The barmaid obviously thought this was some sort of posh look, and said to me, ''are you with the estate agent group?''. I had no idea what this meant, but what harm can come of being associated with a bunch of well-payed people? Apart from being called an over-payed cunt of course. Anyway, I digress.
''Yes'', I said. ''Yes I bloody am''.
Didn't think much of it, untill when I ordered my drink, she didn't ask for my well-earned* money. You know that face of glee and smug satisfaction that a Leprechaun has while masturbating over a pot of gold? I had that face on all night.

The estate agent boss person had put money behind the bar for all his lil minions! and for that night, I was his little minion bitch, although he didn't know it.

I may dissapoint you all now, as I didn't order bottle after bottle of expensive champagne. Mostly stuck with me cider, with the odd Jagerbomb thrown in to keep my off my toes. Good stuff.

*that fact is not really a fact
Apologise for length? Fuck you, I only apologise to my girlfriend.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:02, Reply)

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