Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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LeglessIt's poo-flake...and thinking about it, Poof-Lake doesn't sound like the kind of place I'd like to swim to be honest. I'd be hanging on to my speedos that's for sure!
Hey ho...well it's been nice knowing you all...and at least I can guarantee at least one person might turn up to one of my gigs...so it's all good.
Seriously though..to be mentioned in the same league of wordsmanship as the mighty Legless makes me wanna crack one off over an enlarged photo of myself. A mention by the Great Geordie himself (even if threatening death) makes me want to 'burst like a bally balloon' (copyright Blackadder).
So I'm off to save the guy a job and drown myself in a cider-filled pit of smug self-satisfaction.
*starts pouring*
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