Accidentally Erotic
There I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
( , Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
There I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
( , Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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doctors and swimming pools
ok worst time was going to the hottest doctor in the surgery with a stomach problem - lie on the bed and untie your trousers... and then he slid his hands down lets just say im glad im female. ive had so many awekward raging horny moments that are so out of order i love being a woman!!!
though recently me and my fella were having a dirty weekend in a 4star hotel, we were in the pool and he had to stand for a good hour facing the wall under the water trying to think unsexy thoughts. the life guard so knew what was going on she gaev us the eveil tell we left... needless to say it was fun when we got back to the room ;)
( , Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:05, Reply)
ok worst time was going to the hottest doctor in the surgery with a stomach problem - lie on the bed and untie your trousers... and then he slid his hands down lets just say im glad im female. ive had so many awekward raging horny moments that are so out of order i love being a woman!!!
though recently me and my fella were having a dirty weekend in a 4star hotel, we were in the pool and he had to stand for a good hour facing the wall under the water trying to think unsexy thoughts. the life guard so knew what was going on she gaev us the eveil tell we left... needless to say it was fun when we got back to the room ;)
( , Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:05, Reply)
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