Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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I am an OpticianIt is interesting to read what goes through the minds of so many of you in the test-room.
It must seem like a great job, but remember for each cutie you get onto the slit lamp, you have to see 10 rancid half pikey-half garlic eating herbal freaks.
Worse still are the borderline tramps with soiled skids.
Having thought for a second, I now realise many of you are indulging in energetic touching at the mention of the slit-lamp.
Oh I am available for private hire, and will bring my special pink Ophthalmoscope.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 1:24, Reply)
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