I'm addicted
to getting on the Best... page.

Help me. Please.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:46, 9 replies)

How about this -
every time you get on the Best Of page, I punch you in the face?
( thealternativefact, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:49, closed)

Sounds good to me
You probably owe me about five by now, and if people read your reply, I might be in line for another.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:51, closed)

Your poor face!
It'll look like a plate of foetal mash.
( thealternativefact, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:54, closed)

Mmmm....
you're making me hungry, now I fancy foetal mash and pie.

My face could do with a little re-arranging anyway.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:56, closed)

Ooh, nice - what sort of pie?
Bollock pie sounds nice - if we use Al's.
Gravy...?
( thealternativefact, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:59, closed)

Al's gravy?
It's the nice-est man gravy that there ever was, so yes please.

I'd rather have some tasty deep-filled minge pies from that twat off the supermarket ad though.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:07, closed)

Mmmm...
minge pies and brandy butter.

*wanders off to Waitrose*
( thealternativefact, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:12, closed)

meh !
i don't bother looking since they killed/all
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:02, closed)

I just need a couple of clicks
for a cup of tea!
( Iki I think my camel is dead., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 2:30, closed)