sex drugs and rock and roll
sex - all the time, got to have it, at it like a rabbit 15 times a week and more on sundays, doggie, anal, facesitting, asstomouth, the works, two, three different guys a day*

* may actually be in danger of sealing up and becoming a born again virgin

drugs - yeah baby, coke, e's, heroin, k, roofies, everything except boring dope, my bag is squished full of my stash*

* may be lemsip, tunes and strepsils

rock'n'roll - see above*

* may be blurry eyed from poring over tedious insolvency documents and consider bed at 10pm a huge relief compared to this shit...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:25, 5 replies)

Mmm...Tunes
I'd forgotten about those! Cherry flavour...lovely.
(Ovaltina, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:28, closed)

10pm???!!! You dirty stop-out you!
(as my mother might say).
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:44, closed)

sometimes it's 11
love randybumgardener
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:01, closed)

Look at you ....... Living the dream !
Look at you ....... Living the dream !
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:22, closed)

apropos of your title just there
I can never hear - is it Ian Dury? - sing "sex and drugs and rock and roll" without wanting to replace those lyrics with "fish and chips and mushy peas"

Every. single. time.

Just wanted to share that.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:04, closed)