Run out of Rizla?
I mentioned in a previous post that the pages of a Gideon Bible make fine rolling papers in emergency situations. Best have a fruit gum as you are rolling it so the sticky saliva 'glues' your seam together.

Next week - how to mainline Bovril.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:03, 1 reply)

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I have no Gideon Bible. Loadsa people still have theirs that I know, and it must be nearly a decade since they got handed out back when I was in school. I guess I must have bunked off that day or something. I'm interested in the mainlining of the bovril though...... And thanks for the fruitgum trick! Never thought of that one
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:11, closed)

Stock up...
...if you or any mates are staying in a hotel or B and B be sure to get one from the top drawer. (unless a band were staying in the room the previous night in which case it may be missing.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:14, closed)

That's funny
Cos I was actualy at a hotel about 4 months back and had a look for a bible, not for smokable purposes, more out of vauge curiosity over wether anyone had defaced it or anything, but I couldn't find one. Maybe a band had stayed there
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:23, closed)