Just for the taste of it
Like Rachelswipe I have a DC problem.

This is the account of the day I hit diet coke rock bottom:

8 am: Can on train in
11 am: Diet coke break
3.30pm: Need a can - have one from machine
6 pm: Have a can on the way to the station
6.15: Wow! - there is a promotion at City Thameslink station! Free bottles of diet coke. Take two. One lemon flavour (ugh). Drink both bottles on journey home
6.40: Start shaking a bit on the train. Feel paranoid. Sweating
7.10: Omfg there is a diet coke promotion at Brighton station too. Browser, you DON'T NEED IT. Take just one bottle
7.15: Drink it
7.25: Chunder massive dark brown fizzy rainbow across the Level. Start shaking properly, think someone's going to get me. Run home
7.40: Home. Thank God. Sofa. SKY TV. Diet coke out of a proper glass bottle. Nom nom.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:33, 4 replies)

Why did I read that as...
...like rachelswipe I have a CDC problem.

*clicks*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:45, closed)

!
I had a CDT problem in school, in that I was rubbish at it.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:47, closed)

you seem to
have an aspartame addiction. It doesn't rot your teeth, just your central nervous system.
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:57, closed)

??????
Really?!? I thought that was all the booze!! If I don't exercise, and if I drink too much alcohol I get incredibly tense... but aspartame does that too?

Oh no please don't take my diet coke away from me. Surely something with no calories can't be all that bad for you?
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 12:12, closed)