Why did I read that as...
...like rachelswipe I have a CDC problem.

*clicks*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:45, 1 reply)

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I had a CDT problem in school, in that I was rubbish at it.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:47, closed)

you seem to
have an aspartame addiction. It doesn't rot your teeth, just your central nervous system.
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:57, closed)

??????
Really?!? I thought that was all the booze!! If I don't exercise, and if I drink too much alcohol I get incredibly tense... but aspartame does that too?

Oh no please don't take my diet coke away from me. Surely something with no calories can't be all that bad for you?
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 12:12, closed)