Cheese and Booze!!!
I spent £110.00 in Asda last night purely on cheese and booze.

They will be my main energy sources for the festive period.

It’s not good.

I seriously am addicted to cheese, I could happily eat it for breakfast, lunch and dinner – the stronger and smellier the better!

Mmmmmmmm!!!
( DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:00, 12 replies)

so, what you're saying is...
you're fat and spotty?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:02, closed)

No
that's a mirror you're looking at
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:03, closed)

No but I am pretty lucky that way....
And I eat well the rest of the year....I said COULD happily eat cheese for breakfast, lunch and dinner, not that I do.

I've eaten very healthily all week in order to indulge over Xmas I'll have you know!
( DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:07, closed)

Thanks Empress
*kiss*
( DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:08, closed)

*kiss kiss*
I'm with you on the cheese. Love it, stinkier the better. The pinnacle being Stinking Bishop. Yum!
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:09, closed)

Yummy!
I've got it bad for a new blue cheese called Blacksticks and I'm also very parcial to Saint Agur. Phworrrrr!!
( DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:12, closed)

I like my cheese the way I like my men.
Hard and nutty.


Erm! Gruyer ftw.
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:23, closed)

I like my men the way I like my cheese.
Old and smelly, and gooey at the edges.


Wait...what?
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:35, closed)

I like my men the way I like my cheese.
Cut into wedges.
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 8:55, closed)

you shopped at ASDA
*disgusts*
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:25, closed)

But dude!
Asda is on my way home from work and I needed to feed my addiction fast!
( DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:10, closed)

But there's cheese and there's cheese
I seem to think from your previous posts about The Monk etc. that you live in the Bradford area.

Sainsbury's, Greengates. That's where the REAL cheese begins, my friend. My fridge is replete with cow-derived products from that very cornerstone - bastion, if you like - of cheese supremacy.

And if you're at a loose end on a Friday morning, as I often seem to be, Otley market is...well, let's not spare the histrionics...the Valhalla of all cheese.

Despite my "Fridge chock full 'o cheese" (tm) I am drooling at the mouth - not an attractive sight - at the thought of the Otley market cheese stall...

Hmmmmnnn....
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:11, closed)