Mmm...
...Tanglefoot. I'm 5000 miles from Dorset and I've just had a bottle, so you may be off base with your geographical assumptions...
(Mousy Tongue ...Generally bemused by life..., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 23:34, 1 reply)

oh dear
Where is 5000 miles from the glorious Dorset, and why is there Tanglefoot there! I can barely find it here, it's all stupid horrible Ringwood. Shudder
(Popiella Jones, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 23:58, closed)

Shut it you daft bint
Ringwood is nice.

For a decent ale though, you want to try Otter Bright
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 10:35, closed)

Halfway round the world &
we get bishops finger here. And lots of lovely drugs.
(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:36, closed)