Drink driving ditty
I liked this one, especially when the kids and old lady join in.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkz12OslGhU

At the moment, I particularly hate that one for Glade with the pebble.
If I invited my friends over to look at my pebble collection, they'd not come and they certainly wouldn't laugh if one of my pebbles was an air freshener. In fact, they probably wouldn't visit me at the Day Centre ever again.

And does anyone remember the Bold 2in1 infusions adverts (might still be on actually)? You just don't see glamorous women sniffing their fingers outside the jewellery shop being intoxicated by the scent of white diamonds do you? Because diamonds don’t have a smell and nor do amethysts or rubies. So whattheshittingwellballs is Bold on about? Are they referring to the alluring fragrance of a defunct and crumbling Koidu diamond mine? Or the sweat of a thousand Sierra Leonese labourers toiling amid civil war and poverty to furnish the digits of the Western rich with spangly gems? If that’s what the ‘kind of woman who loves to be seduced’ wants to smell of, it’s no wonder she spends her evenings rolling around in piles of washing at cheap hotels, like a big grubby Labrador that’s found a pile of sick to play with. So there.
(dancebiscuits, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:20, 5 replies)

Those Bold adverts are still on..

One of them is called 'crystal rain and white lily'.

What the fuck does crystal rain smell like? and when does it ever rain crystals?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:37, closed)

well quite.
idiots.
(dancebiscuits, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:47, closed)

A click
for delightul use of language

"like a big grubby Labrador that’s found a pile of sick to play with."
(Leo Sasquatch hates being the grown-up, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:12, closed)

Click for
"Or the sweat of a thousand Sierra Leonese labourers toiling amid civil war and poverty to furnish the digits of the Western rich with spangly gems?"

Love it....*SPANG*
(syz, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:17, closed)

Aw shucks
thanks, you cats
(dancebiscuits, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:03, closed)