"You'll never forget your first Dime bar"
"You'll never forget your first Dime bar"

I hated that ad. I remember as a kid watching that ad and freaking out because I hadn't yet had a Dime bar and I knew that if I then had one, because some advertising twat made up a throwaway slogan, I would remember that experience for the rest of my life. It's only a chocolate bar for fucks sake and I would probably have had one anyway, but now I would be in danger of being bugged for the rest of my life by the knowledge that I can't forget something just because someone said it on an advert. I hate my mind sometimes.

So, because I knew it would bug me forever, until the day I die, and would probably be the last thing I think of on my death bed, I resolved never to eat one.

I told this to my girlfriend a few months back and she offered to feed me my first Dime bar in a way that I would want to remember.

Now I have that image in my mind, I really really a Dime bar. She hasn't delivered yet, despite me pestering...
(the itch Forsooth! What fryeth fryar?, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:42, 5 replies)

I've totally forgotten my first Dime (Daim?) bar
*shrugs*

They're not that great.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:33, closed)

Maybe,
But we'll never see them in the same light again!
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:44, closed)

Armadillo?

( The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:40, closed)

"I really really a Dime bar"
Did you accidentally the WHOLE Coca-Cola bottle?
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:37, closed)

You can how many up there? Can I see?
(the itch Forsooth! What fryeth fryar?, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 8:46, closed)