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"I'd like to give that dodo off the 5 Alive adverts a good kicking," says tom.joad. And luckily, there's tasty, tasty Cillit Bang to clean up the blood stains when you've finished. Tell us about TV adverts.
( , Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:17)
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...goes like this in my head:
GARAGE BLOKE: You need to change the blades for a smoother riiiiiiiide when the blue stripe goes the colour of your grandad's undercrackers.
COOKIE-CUTTER METROSEXUAL: How could I have missed that?
ME: Because you're a cunt.
( , Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:14, 5 replies)
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the bit at the end I hate when garage bloke is wiping his hands. He does a weird facial expression that makes me want to cut his head off.
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A man should have facial and body hair. Head hair is optional.
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The bit that fucks me off is the over use of familiar terms such as 'pal' & 'mate' ....... Utter cuntery
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to hide the fact theyre Yanks, piss poorly dubbed, with local dialect to muddy the waters
utter shit.
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Men trust their mechanic, Doctor, fireman etc. They decided to stop the cold war blade counts and decided to go with "even though it still works absolutely fine, you should ignore all logic and let the razor tell YOU when you need to spend more money".
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